Well well, my blog is a year old today. I had a special post in mind to mark this auspicious occasion. However, my Microshite Whindoze laptop has been infected with all manner of malware. I'd install Linux on it in a snap if it wasn't for work.
It's my own fault for being so nice. I offered to fix a friend's PC you see. Stupidly I connected it to our home network on Saturday to download some patches and her dirty, pox ridden, mangy little PC ripped through my poor laptop within seconds.
I'm restoring it as we speak to its factory settings. Which means a whole lot of fiddling and tweaking to get it to its pre-infected state. Bah, meh, fuck and bastard.
Incidentally, I fixed her PC and She didn't even say thank you when she picked it up this morning.
I am no longer the one who "fixes your PC". Don't even think about asking me, as I will swear at you and may even get violent.
Now, it's my party, so I'm going to cry if I want to...
You know, if it was up to me, I'd still be using DOS.
ReplyDeleteAhh happy days - back when we needed no more than 512k.
ReplyDeleteIt's always a disaster when 2 computers have sex. It's your own fault for allowing your virgin laptop to do the dirty with a skank whore.
ReplyDeleteBut, but, we were using protection!
ReplyDeletehappy birthday!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I forgot, Happy Birthday.
ReplyDeleteIf you missed an actual birthday post you can always do a 500th post celebration (I'm presuming you're on post 300-and-something if a year has gone by)
You'd think so, given how I've wittered on this past year. This is post 272 however.
ReplyDeleteA 300th post celebration then ;)
Happy Birthday! Quite an accomplishment. My blog is only 12 days old.
ReplyDeleteI took a quick look at your other posts, but it was enough to see that you are a skilled writer who can evoke powerful messages using few words.
Onward, to the next year! Cheers!
Why thank you Nebulous! And happy 12th blog day to you ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm late to the party, but Happy Blogday! Is there still cake?
ReplyDelete(She really didn't even say thank you?!)
Nope, no thanks at all.
ReplyDeleteThere's some cake left, but I left it out overnight so it's a bit brittle.
I think I've got a party bag left somewhere with some sweets and a plastic toy if you want?
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