Out of the mouths of babes

Standing in the school yard this morning Dom asks "Daddy, can we get some cock porn tonight?"

"Ahem, yes I suppose we could pop into Blockbusters on the way home." I replied.

Sniggers and the odd gasp...

Spooner, you have a lot to answer for.

Breaking the Ice

The nearby lake has completely frozen over, much to the delight of our children who, given the opportunity, would scarper right to the middle. Not on yer nelly...


Blogging has now recommenced.