Friday, 23 January 2009

Out of the mouths of babes

Standing in the school yard this morning Dom asks "Daddy, can we get some cock porn tonight?"

"Ahem, yes I suppose we could pop into Blockbusters on the way home." I replied.

Sniggers and the odd gasp...

Spooner, you have a lot to answer for.

7 comments:

Holly said...

There are worse forms of porn he could have asked for... at least it was caramel cock porn - that's bad for the teeth.

...Stoopid pics I take with my cell phone... said...

oh dear. lol! kids say the darnedest thing, don't they?

Looking forward to visiting your country next week! Woot!

Neo Conservative said...

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when my son was about two years old and we would go to family functions & such... my brother used to delight in holding up a small toy truck (you know, the one that hauls away the dirt) and ask, "hey, buddy... what's this one."

and "d" would happily scream across the room in his piercing, little soprano voice... "DUMB FUCK!!!!"

that one, apparently, just never got old.

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jamon said...

Fantastic!

When learning to talk, Dom would pronounce "Thankyou" with such plosive delight that it sounded like "Fuck You!".

Oh, happy days...

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