Came across this wonderful clip that was posted originally on viewfromearth . Surely it's a spoof, made me laugh heartily though.
I imagine a tribesman, isolated from the rest of civilisation meeting this nutball and asking him "What's that?"
Nutjob - "It's a banana; A sign of God"
Tribesman - "What do you think I should do with it then? Shove it up me arse?"