Here's one for you. If you ever find that you have athletes foot, and suffer a break in the skin between your toes, I suggest you don't run around the back garden barefoot with your children. That way, you won't end up with a secondary bacterial infection and get toes like bananas.
It hurts a good bit, I can tell you. Your GP will probably advise the same, and also prescribe Flucloxacillin 500 MG QDS for a week.
I shall be working from home tomorrow, as I have no clown shoes.