Well well, my blog is a year old today. I had a special post in mind to mark this auspicious occasion. However, my Microshite Whindoze laptop has been infected with all manner of malware. I'd install Linux on it in a snap if it wasn't for work.
It's my own fault for being so nice. I offered to fix a friend's PC you see. Stupidly I connected it to our home network on Saturday to download some patches and her dirty, pox ridden, mangy little PC ripped through my poor laptop within seconds.
I'm restoring it as we speak to its factory settings. Which means a whole lot of fiddling and tweaking to get it to its pre-infected state. Bah, meh, fuck and bastard.
Incidentally, I fixed her PC and She didn't even say thank you when she picked it up this morning.
I am no longer the one who "fixes your PC". Don't even think about asking me, as I will swear at you and may even get violent.
Now, it's my party, so I'm going to cry if I want to...